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  1. Kip W

    Kip W said, 3 days ago

    “That’s odd. The teleprompter’s been off for half an hour now.”

  2. Lyman Elliiott

    Lyman Elliiott GoComics PRO Member said, 2 days ago

    @Kip W

    That was a good one.

  3. Zuhlamon

    Zuhlamon GoComics PRO Member said, 2 days ago

    The first two frames are absolutely correct, because that’s exactly how Trump will “defeat ISIS in one, maybe two months, without a huge army, and then we’ll move in and take their oil.”
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    “He wouldn’t really do that”, you say? Maybe. Maybe his handlers can’t try to keep him reeled in. You really wanna take that chance?

  4. montessoriteacher

    montessoriteacher said, 2 days ago

    Time for the adults’ convention.

  5. Zuhlamon

    Zuhlamon GoComics PRO Member said, 2 days ago

    because … (?)
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    Can you actually finish your assertion?

  6. vtdba

    vtdba said, 2 days ago

    @Zuhlamon

    And what, exactly, would you do with radioactive oil?

  7. d_legendary1 Demands Dr.C's Release

    d_legendary1 Demands Dr.C's Release said, 2 days ago

    @vtdba

    Apparently Trump uses it to turn orange.

  8. Crow Nobo

    Crow Nobo said, 1 day ago

    It was funny how Trump read LGBTQ off the teleprompter as if he had never seen it before.


    How the Media Allows Hatemonger Donald Trump to Appear ‘LGBTQ’-Friendly
    Don’t be fooled.


    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-anti-lgbtq-hatemonger-dont-be-fooled-by-the-empty-use-of-a-phrase_us_57924ec0e4b0bdddc4d452b0

  9. Zuhlamon

    Zuhlamon GoComics PRO Member said, 1 day ago

    @vtdba

    And what, exactly, would you do with radioactive oil?
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    Neutron bombs kills fleshy things like people but leaves the important stuff like bridges, buildings… oil fields… intact. And the radiation dissipates much faster.
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    Google neutron bomb radiation
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    See? Trump is soooo smart. And nobody else thought of it, too (that’s why he won’t tell us now, because he wants it to be a “surprise” to people in the Middle East). See? He really is the only one who can solve allllll our problems in one swell foop!
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    Doncha wanna see what happens?

  10. dtroutma

    dtroutma GoComics PRO Member said, 1 day ago

    Hard to tell what’s worse, Trump as loose cannon, or his constant loose bowels coming out his mouth!

  11. vtdba

    vtdba said, 1 day ago

    @Zuhlamon

    What makes you think HE thought of it. Appears you thought of it and gave him the chance to plagiarize your plan by publishing it.

    Carpet bombing i.e. bomb the hell out of them – with neutron bombs with dangerous isotopes to about 200m around ground zero, highly contaminated for time spans up to about 200 years isn’t my idea radiation dissipating faster.

    That would explain why he feels everybody should have access to nuclear weapons I guess.

  12. ChevJames007

    ChevJames007 said, 1 day ago

    An apocalypse could result from a megalomaniac leader, or from one who is weak and stupid.

  13. Zuhlamon

    Zuhlamon GoComics PRO Member said, 1 day ago

    @ChevJames007

    And you support Trump because…?

  14. Zuhlamon

    Zuhlamon GoComics PRO Member said, 1 day ago

    @vtdba

    What makes you think HE thought of it
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    Agreed. Supposition. I’m putting forth the assumption that perhaps Trump, in his mind, thinks he is the only person to think of it first. Because, he thinks he has such a unique, brilliant, mind…
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    But unless we have something like orbital Phaser batteries, how else do YOU think the U.S. military could defeat of ISIS in the manner explicitly outlined by him (“…with no huge army, within one month. Maybe two.”)? I’m all ears.

  15. vtdba

    vtdba said, about 3 hours ago

    @Zuhlamon

    “… the manner explicitly outlined by him …” has no more basis in reality then anything else he says.
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    We never learn in this country. There is never an easy solution to the mindlessness of war. When ever arms are defined as a solution the only winner is the military industrial complex that Eisenhower warned us against.
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    People need to realize that people are the solution not destruction of one another on a global scale powered by bigotry.
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    “… all ears” is the biggest part of the problem. People just want to hear that someone else is to blame. No one wants to hear “this is what you have to do to change things.” They just want someone else to do it for them and they will rally around ANYONE who brags they can when history proves time and again they can’t but they can make it much worse.
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    I submit he does not have a mind, just a superego with only himself as the center of the world and everything else revolves around him.
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    Challenge his view of himself and watch him spew hate.
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    end-soap-box

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