Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 12, 2015
May 11, 2015
May 13, 2015
Transcript:
Hamhock: *Sigh* There's nothing intimidating about me. It's just not in my genes... Ralston: You know, domesticated pigs are born with tusks like wild pigs, but they're removed at birth. Hamhock: What?? You mean all this time I could have been walking around with super boss tusks in my mouth?!? That's - say, you don't suppose they also removed a lustrous head of hair, do you?
Eventually those tusks would curve around and break through his skull, but nothing important will be damaged.