Heavenly Nostrils by Dana Simpson

Heavenly Nostrils

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  1. cwg

    cwg said, over 1 year ago

    Doesn’t matter, there will always be something to make things socially awkward, it happens.

  2. John W Kennedy

    John W Kennedy GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    As a computer programmer who somehow or other tumbled into the world of professional show business while I wasn’t looking, I can /so/ identify with this.

  3. ThomasKDye

    ThomasKDye said, over 1 year ago

    “That… bipedalism thing can’t be too easy, can it?”

    “Being hairless must make the summer nice, I suppose.”

    “So, is the small nose considered decorative where you come from?”

  4. listmom

    listmom said, over 1 year ago

    Missed the strip earlier this week. Glad to see it’s here now. I need my daily dose of Phoebe and Marigold.

  5. Happyᵌ

    Happyᵌ GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @ThomasKDye

    …I thought humans were taller…

  6. Ceceoh

    Ceceoh said, over 1 year ago

    Hmmm, we’ve seen a couple of unicorns with crumpled horns. Does this indicate age, or is this more of a “bumped into a wall while admiring my reflection in a shop window” horn trauma?

  7. Rhadamanthus

    Rhadamanthus said, over 1 year ago

    Don’t worry, Phoebe, most people stop feel socially awkward when they’re about 70 or so…

  8. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, over 1 year ago

    Its hard being the only one of your species isn’t Phoebe? Like being a human among klingons or Trekie at a Renaissance fair or the time I did an Extra Credit report and had to attend a seminar on black culture and the importance of graphite to intercity communities.

  9. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, over 1 year ago

    Also there are at least 6 different unicorns maybe more, I can’t tell. I want to know names! this is just like the time Dakota’s Birthday showed us the strip actually would use humans besides just Phoebe. Also I been socially awkward at meetings of people who were all mostly either older or younger then me too. So any how we have 2 unicorn tails, may or may not be marigold, black unicorn, white unicorn with beard and glasses, Unicorn next to him and Unicorn with glasses and no beard who may or may not be the unicorn at the desk checking people in, then LSH and Marigold. Now the 2 shadows behind Pheebs you can’t tell who they are. I just want names. and hopefully nothing lame. Im ok with dorky unicorns but I don’t want to roll my eyes and find out that there are unicorns with looks and personalities that are too obvious.

  10. Q4horse

    Q4horse said, over 1 year ago

    Some unicorns have beards and some do not. Logic would suggest this is a secondary sex trait and that the bearded unicorns are male. Is the variability in manes genetic, or are they into hair styling?

  11. Neo Stryder

    Neo Stryder said, over 1 year ago

    That’s a day in my life.

  12. ujean

    ujean said, over 1 year ago

    The medieval art I’ve seen always shows unicorns with a goat-like beard and long mane. Given that the same sources remark on the ferocity of unicorns, I think they only ran into males. In nasty times like that, they probably guarded their ladies carefully.

  13. ThomasKDye

    ThomasKDye said, over 1 year ago

    @isaiahammar

    To be fair, Marigold said “Eat with your face”, not “drink with your face,” so Phoebe gets away with it on a technicality.

  14. Half Caper Farm

    Half Caper Farm said, over 1 year ago

    I’ve always felt that unicorns had many goat-like traits – cloven hooves, beards, horns. In goats, beards are more of an individual trait, not gender specific. Some have no beards, some have wispy beards and some have very full thick beards (these are invariably bucks, not does). So maybe unicorns are the same? =)

  15. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    @kaykeyser

    You should see the Chinese and Indian unicorns. Plus others. Fascinating.

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