Heart of the City by Mark Tatulli

Heart of the City

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  1. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 2 years ago

    Obi Wan Kanobeans is talking to you Dean…

  2. Randy_B

    Randy_B GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Oooh! A shellacked ’do!

  3. TheSkulker

    TheSkulker GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    And when the paint dries and all your hair has to be cut off it will be rainbow pate’.

  4. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, about 2 years ago

    She’s a hair’s-breadth away from disaster.

  5. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, about 2 years ago

    …and I called it, by the way….

  6. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, about 2 years ago

    No, thoses were hairless Krishnas!

  7. Josh Lyons

    Josh Lyons said, about 2 years ago

    She may not be a blonde, but she has the brain of one.

  8. dyankee23

    dyankee23 said, about 2 years ago

    That little voice never goes away, Dean. Alas, we never listen.

  9. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, about 2 years ago

    @Josh Lyons If we’re going to have blonde jokes….

    .

    Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.
    .

    Today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn’t paid for them.
    .

    Helloooo,………… just because I’m blonde doesn’t mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year… that these windows would pay for themselves in a year. It’s been a year, so they’re paid for, I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.

  10. chefcass

    chefcass said, about 2 years ago

    @Alexikakos

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

  11. samfran60

    samfran60 said, about 2 years ago

    @Alexikakos

    GOOD ONE…..HA HA HA

  12. cosman

    cosman said, about 2 years ago

    @Alexikakos

    First blonde joke with substance i’ve ever read..bravo!

  13. dramac333

    dramac333 said, about 2 years ago

    When my daughter was 6 or 7, she saw a pure white cat on TV and decided she wanted a white cat too. Our cat was pure black. She used glue. The vet bills were atrocious, the cat had to be completely shaved, but it’s really hard to enforce discipline when you can’t stop laughing!

  14. Furienna

    Furienna said, about 2 years ago

    @dramac333

    Ouch, poor kitty!

  15. Comic Minister

    Comic Minister said, about 2 years ago

    This won’t end well.

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