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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 7 months ago

   Obi Wan Kanobeans is talking to you Dean…
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   Randy_B said, 7 months ago

   Oooh! A shellacked ’do!
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   TheSkulker said, 7 months ago

   And when the paint dries and all your hair has to be cut off it will be rainbow pate’.
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   blunebottle said, 7 months ago

   She’s a hair’s-breadth away from disaster.
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   blunebottle said, 7 months ago

   …and I called it, by the way….
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   blunebottle said, 7 months ago

   @

   No, thoses were hairless Krishnas!
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   Josh Lyons said, 7 months ago

   She may not be a blonde, but she has the brain of one.
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   dyankee23 said, 7 months ago

   That little voice never goes away, Dean. Alas, we never listen.
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   Alexikakos said, 7 months ago

   @Josh Lyons If we’re going to have blonde jokes….

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   Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.
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   Today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn’t paid for them.
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   Helloooo,………… just because I’m blonde doesn’t mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year… that these windows would pay for themselves in a year. It’s been a year, so they’re paid for, I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.
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    chefcass said, 7 months ago

    @Alexikakos

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
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    samfran60 said, 7 months ago

    @Alexikakos

    GOOD ONE…..HA HA HA
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    cosman said, 7 months ago

    @Alexikakos

    First blonde joke with substance i’ve ever read..bravo!
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    dramac333 said, 7 months ago

    When my daughter was 6 or 7, she saw a pure white cat on TV and decided she wanted a white cat too. Our cat was pure black. She used glue. The vet bills were atrocious, the cat had to be completely shaved, but it’s really hard to enforce discipline when you can’t stop laughing!
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    Furienna said, 7 months ago

    @dramac333

    Ouch, poor kitty!
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    Comic Minister said, 7 months ago

    This won’t end well.
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