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Feb 14, 2004
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Dean: Meet the raccoon family! This is Mommy raccoon, and daddy raccoon, and little baby raccoon. They live in a tiny cage, but they are still happy because they are all together! Then one day, a man comes and takes thy mommy and dadddy raccoons away! "But, Mommy," says the baby, "I thought we'd always be together!" "Don't worry, you'll be together again," laughed the man. "I think you'll make an excellent matching handbag!" Man: Nice story, kid... but I'm still keeping my fur coat. Dean: Ok, I didn't want to say this, but you leave me no choice... from behind, you look like a fat woman.
Feb 16, 2004
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