Heart of the City by Steenz for November 09, 2000
Transcript:
Heart: Hot chocolate! Look, Mom! Grandma sent me one of those "Perfect Double" dolls! Mom: Coooool! Heart: See? She look just like me and she has hair and clothes just like mine! Mom: And look, when you pull her string, she screams--- "I can't find my other shoe!" "I don't wanna brush my teeth!" "Where's my library book?!" Heart: No she doesn't! You're making that up!!!! Mom: Well, then she's not a "Perfect Double." She should be called a "Reasonable Facsimile" doll.
Nice burn, mom.