Heart of the City by Steenz for August 10, 1999
August 09, 1999
August 11, 1999
Transcript:
Heart: Mom! Check out this Hollywood awards show! You will not believe how this one girl is dressed! Mom: Oh my gosh, is she kidding with that sheath dress?! She looks like a sausage! Heart: What do you call that color? "Puke green"? Mom: And o you think it's skimpy enough? Sheesh, why didn't she just go naked? Heart: And how about those sunglasses! Do you suppose they came with her "Happy meal"? If we can't live the lifestyles of the rich and famous, at least we can make fun of what they wear. Mom: What the heck is that on her head? A spaghetti strainer?
This is many years before the Miley Cyrus twerk-tastrophe at the 2013 VMAs. And many years since.