Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler

Gray Matters

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  1. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Listen to what Click and Clack always tell you, and keep a quart of Filippio Berio Extra Virgin Olive Oil in your trunk at ALL times!

  2. Gator007

    Gator007 said, 9 months ago

    Reach for the one that cost the least.

  3. bpullin

    bpullin said, 9 months ago

    Take my sister. She virgin 3 times.

  4. Doctor Toon

    Doctor Toon GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    @bpullin

    That must be what Extra Virgin means

  5. nighthawks

    nighthawks GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    well, apparently, if you want virgins, all you have to do is strap on a bomb and go kill innocent people….
    god is great….yeh, right

  6. The Life I Draw Upon

    The Life I Draw Upon said, 9 months ago

    want an extra virgin Olive Oil Popeye?

  7. Comic Minister

    Comic Minister said, 9 months ago

    Ah yes! Virgin olive oil.

  8. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 9 months ago

    @nighthawks

    That was the same ploy that the Persian Assassins used. We got both the words “hashish” and “assassin” from them.
    -
    History of the Assassins or Hashshashin

    By Kallie Szczepanski, About.com Guide

    […]
    However, we know that the Assassins were a branch of the Ismaili sect of Shia Islam. The founder of the Assassins was a Nizari Ismaili missionary called Hasan-i Sabbah, who infiltrated the castle at Alamut with his followers, and bloodlessly ousted the resident king of Daylam in 1090.
    […]
    However, this etymology may well have arisen after the name itself, as a creative attempt to explain its origins. In any case, Hasan-i Sabbah strictly interpreted the Koran’s injunction against intoxicants. However, this etymology may well have arisen after the name itself, as a creative attempt to explain its origins. In any case, Hasan-i Sabbah strictly interpreted the Koran’s injunction against intoxicants.
    […]
    It was the Mongols who ended the reign of the Assassins by destroying all their 100 fortresses and their libraries too.
    […]

  9. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 9 months ago

    http://asianhistory.about.com/od/iran/p/assassinsprofile.htm

  10. BROOKfan

    BROOKfan said, 9 months ago

    You get Virgin wool from sheep that can run faster than the Shepard.

  11. Tigger

    Tigger GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Olive Oil

  12. Imanartisthoney

    Imanartisthoney GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Best line I ever heard was from a shop girl in Hemel, Hertfordshire in Tesco that was near a very run down looking leisure/nightclub complex (We’d been diverted of the motorway andcthe driver had to get petrol wouldn’t normally go to a town like that) the customer asked for a £5 Virgin (mobile top-up voucher) the girl said come back on a Friday night you can get a qua’penny one over at Leisure World

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