Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for July 11, 2015
Transcript:
Gabby: Good morning, Counselor Moonbeam. Where are your shoes? Moonbeam: Going barefoot brings me closer to nature. Gabby: It also brings you closer to sharp stones and prickly pinecones. Moonbeam: I enjoy all that Mother Nature has to offer. Gabby: Here's hoping that Mother Nature offers tetanus shots.
Or, in parts of New Mexico, goatheads—a seed of some low-lying plant with two SHARP POINTY thorns. Perhaps Moonbeam has thick calluses on her feet.