Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for January 08, 2000

Transcript:

"GADZOOKS! CATS are in the house! Where's a DOG when you need one?!" "How did CATS get in the house?" "I'm not exactly sure..." "I think it's related to the fact that we don't have a BIG DOG to chase 'em away!...like a labrador retriever!" "Well, I think it's related to the fact that SOMEONE put out a bowl of milk and left the door open!" "Y'know, studies show that petting a DOG can reduce your blood pressure..."