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Jun 26, 2013
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Bucky: You're trying to cheer me up by making me oatmeal?
Satchel: With raisins! They're nature's candy!
Bucky: They're not food. You know what is food? Fish. Fish is food. Period.
Satchel: What is oatmeal?
Bucky: Oatmeal is a grain. Grains are grass. Grasses are nature's latrine.
Rob: So what is tofu?
Bucky: Uh- an IQ test. And you failed it.
Jun 28, 2013
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