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Gary Varvel

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  1. Chuck Johnson

    Chuck Johnson GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    One way to fight an idea is to frame it as ‘Goofy’. When you look at the election maps, and the great majority of the states are ‘red’, but we get a ‘blue’ president, a lot of disenfranchised areas are going to say ENOUGH already, we’re outa’ here…

  2. acellist

    acellist GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Sure, then they’ll build an army, navy, etc. to run their country and defend themselves… alone!!!

  3. Chillbilly

    Chillbilly said, almost 2 years ago

    Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

  4. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, almost 2 years ago

    Florida is first on the list of states that get more Federal dollars than they pay in and Texas is 9th. These people are crazier than the tea party.

  5. Larry

    Larry said, almost 2 years ago

    Do they still pledge allegiance to the American Flag?
    Does the word “indivisible” no longer mean anything?

  6. Ardvarck

    Ardvarck GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @Chuck Johnson

    The nation elects the president and he also won the popular vote. You have been watching way too much Fox News.

  7. Tue Elung-Jensen

    Tue Elung-Jensen said, almost 2 years ago

    @Ms. Ima

    If we are particularly lucky after you leave you make your own internet like China so you only get the information you new “goverment” requires you to get :).

  8. Michael wme

    Michael wme said, almost 2 years ago

    The first African American president set up Eliza in the White House. I mean, of course, W. J. Clinton.


    Anyone could send e-mail to the president. Innocuous e-mails got a reply: ‘I am worried about the deficit.’ ‘President Clinton is also worried about THE DEFICIT and is doing all he can.’


    Dangerous e-mails were forwarded to the Secret Service.


    Now our second African American President has expanded the Eliza e-mail to an e-BBS, where ID-ten-Ts can see what other ID-ten-Ts have posted, and 0.3% have said they want to secede.


    I assume the names and home addresses of everyone who wants to secede have been forwarded to the appropriate department. DHS? NHS? OAS? Whatever.

  9. disgustedtaxpayer

    disgustedtaxpayer said, almost 2 years ago

    I sympathize with the citizens now voting for their state to withdraw from a federal government that operates in opposition to the US Constitution more and more as both dem and republican regimes move further and further to the LEFT.
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    None of this nation’s citizens signed up for a Marxist government……not our Founders and not by each succeeding generation. Our original charter was designed for Moral citizens, who honored God and repected the Biblical standards as foundation for our civil law system. We are far from that concept, today, and falling farther each election.
    Some “rich” may be cashing in and moving out….but most of us cannot afford to do that….I can only pray for God to protect me and my family, no matter how wicked our nation becomes.

  10. Jimathai

    Jimathai GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    If Gary Varvel (one of the extreme conservatives on this site) is commenting how foolish the calls for seceding are… that should tell you something. Of course all of us with common sense would like nothing more than for you all to leave the country… but no secession… you all need to self deport yourselves… because face it.. you are not taking your country back… and you damn sure aren’t taking it with you… But wherever you go you will have to deal with more others than you do here… just think of how miserable you life would be then… so I guess you all just have to learn to deal with it.

  11. parkers burg

    parkers burg said, almost 2 years ago

    secdee BWAHAHAHAHhaha of course if i didn’t want federal highways and roads and bridges and waterways and dams and federal aid like for hurricanes and oil spills and medicare and medicaid and social security and national guard wull hayall yeah i oughtta go on ahead and secdee

  12. I Play One On TV

    I Play One On TV said, almost 2 years ago

    States were bankrupt before Obama was even a student at Harvard. My home state of Virginia was bankrupted by a shell game thought up by a governor who had the state pay a local tax that none of the locals wanted to pay.

    Ah, but who pays the state?

  13. sclark55

    sclark55 GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Ok, people think it’s crazy to want to leave the union. I’m not sure I like this idea either, but are those people the same who want, say, Texas to drop executions? who have just disdain for conservatives and EVEN for conservative states? Are they the same who enjoyed cartoons like “The United States of Jesus” back in 2004?
    So why would they want conservative states to stay in the union anyway?
    Is the economy maybe better in those states?
    Ah – now I’ll bet we’ll see our young leader try to pass legislation to prevent Texas from leaving the union.
    I’d love to be cut away from a state like California, which businesses are leaving in droves. Why should they get federal money, that I’m forced to contribute to? They don’t understand how money is made; let them have their stupid paradise; came back in 10 years and let me know how things are going then.

  14. disgustedtaxpayer

    disgustedtaxpayer said, almost 2 years ago

    The Founding Fathers designed a loophole for their future, so that if the federal government became oppressive as all “democracies” do in the recounting of history of earth….the 2nd Amendment is the right of the people to own firearms…with the right to a new REVOLUTION if they choose.
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    Which would you anti-conservative posters prefer?
    Revolution? Or a peaceful secessionist movement????

  15. dtroutma

    dtroutma GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Just have these morons renounce their citizenship (as they should) and give up all their rights and privileges. If they want to move to another country, fine, just make it one way.

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