Garfield by Jim Davis

Garfield

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  1. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 2 years ago

    A piece of string walked into a bar and asked for a cold glass of beer.

    The bartender refused to serve the string saying; “Sorry we don’t serve strings here.” (The “sorry” was obviously not meant.) The string, disappointed, left.

    Hoping for better luck with a different bartender the string returned to the bar the next day during a different shift, but, alas, the bartender on shift was no different than the first. The string was again refused service.

    “Well,” thought the string as it stood outside the bar on the next day, “I’ll just have to try something else if I’m going to get served here.”

    It thought a while and at last it came up with an idea.

    It tied itself in a knot, and rubbed both its ends on the sidewalk until they separated, and entered the bar.


    The bartender, the same one who refused the string service the first time, looked at it and said “Aren’t you that piece of string I kicked out of here two days ago?”

    The string replied “No, I’m afraid not. I’ll have a beer please.”

  2. exoticdoc2

    exoticdoc2 said, over 2 years ago

    Stop encouraging people to let their cats play with string. If you must at least only do it when you are monitoring them.

  3. Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper)

    Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper) said, over 2 years ago

    String is only fun when someone is pulling it around…or unless it is in a ball…

  4. samvadi

    samvadi said, over 2 years ago

    String it up Garfield if it dosen’t match up to your standards.

  5. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 2 years ago

    Yeah… me too … grooan!

  6. Tog

    Tog said, over 2 years ago

    Sooty’ favourite toy is "The Thing On A String. An odd furry thing on one end and a plastic rod at the other which I’m supposed to wave around so she can chase after it. Morning, noon and night. She loves the darn thing.

  7. K.C. Fahel

    K.C. Fahel said, over 2 years ago

    Milk jug rings = best cat toy ever.

  8. TheSnoopster

    TheSnoopster said, over 2 years ago

    Of all the cats I owned, they all loved a pen. They FETCHED it. Of course, sometimes the pen broke.

  9. JackiAnne

    JackiAnne said, over 2 years ago

    Not that piece of string? Not that cat, either.

  10. dreadlokz

    dreadlokz said, over 2 years ago

    I thought cats only played with string when their owner was swinging the string back and forth!

  11. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    tapeworm that came up with the hairball.

  12. gohmifune

    gohmifune said, over 2 years ago

    @Alexikakos

    Good one!

  13. keltii

    keltii said, over 2 years ago

    My cats toy… our new pug mix!

  14. Alanorei

    Alanorei said, over 2 years ago

    Is that string all tied out?

  15. stomps

    stomps said, over 2 years ago

    @Alexikakos

    That would be “a frayed knot”…

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