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1. 

   garfieldfan1992 said, about 1 year ago

   We all do Garfield. We all do.
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   templo SUD said, about 1 year ago

   I don’t like gravy, except for the kind that goes with biscuits.
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   pouncingtiger said, about 1 year ago

   @templo SUD

   or potatoes.
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   Brian K said, about 1 year ago

   Just like walking on water
5. 

   T. Shepherd said, about 1 year ago

   Great expectations.
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   William Pursell said, about 1 year ago

   That sounds like Jon CAN do at least one thing right….make gravy?
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   Clark Kent said, about 1 year ago

   No gravy, how about pasta sauce?
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   Uncle Bills famous (infamous?) pasta sauce:
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   2 med/lg tomatoes
   1 med/lg red onion
   1 sweet red bell pepper
   1 oz apple cider vinegar
   some no-salt Italian seasoning and some ground pepper
   (optional) mushrooms, garlic
   (optional) 4 or 5 oz Asiago cheese (no other cheese will do)
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   Start water boiling for pasta but dont add salt. Add pasta when boiling. Meanwhile, slice the onion in half at its “equator” and slice off the ends, slice the pepper in half from “pole to pole” after removing stem and seedy core. Place them on a plate and cook in microwave oven for 10 to 11 min (longer if you have an older weaker mw oven). Dice the tomatoes and place in blender with the cooked onion and pepper, asiago cheese (and optional mushrooms and/or garlic if you want). Add 1 oz apple cider vinegar and Italian seasoning. Blend to desired consistency. You may have to add liquid or water depending on your blender and/or the tomatoes used. If you use canned mushrooms you can use the liquid from that too. Makes enough sauce for 16 oz (dry uncooked weight) of pasta. I recommend pasta that can be eaten with a table spoon such as fiore, mini farfalle, radiatore, rotini, small or med shells or elbow macaroni. Enjoy.
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   You may want to cook the onion and pepper differently than in the microwave oven. That’s up to you but they must be cooked. Same with the mushrooms and garlic.
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   One caveat: I used to just use the raw tomatoes but ever since I got stung by a hornet in summer 2010, I’ve become sensitive to raw tomatoes, fresh berries and nuts. I break out in hives if I eat them, they have to be cooked.
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   Hillbillyman said, about 1 year ago

   Thats the best kind. It is made from milk, flour and grease.
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   samvadi said, about 1 year ago

   wonder whether Jon gets to eat anything with Garfield around?
10. 

    X X said, about 1 year ago

    This time, he DIDN"T forget the gravy. (Ref: Chow Hound, Looney Tunes)
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    SUSAN NEWMAN said, about 1 year ago

    I wonder how gravy tastes on French fries.
    Bet it’s good.
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    Alexikakos said, about 1 year ago

    @SUSAN NEWMAN

    Susan, you have never been to Canada then. Virtually any restaraunt will ask you if you want gravy with your fries.
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    Yes! they do taste good.
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    Try poutine too!!
13. 

    live evil said, about 1 year ago

    Maybe mother will send you more gravy via envelope like last time.
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    live evil said, about 1 year ago

    Maybe she will send some beer and bourbon to you too.
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    Alexikakos said, about 1 year ago

    Using 6" as Garfield’s average stomach to top of spine height, and 14" as his sans-tail length. Then treating his body as a cylinder. (He is fat remember.)
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    Then Garfield’s volume is about 27 cups.
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    He wants enough gravy to swim in. Enough said, I think.
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