Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt

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  1. Krazy Ig Katz

    Krazy Ig Katz said, about 5 years ago

    I’d bet the tears of a clown are more salubrious.

  2. Robert Dale

    Robert Dale said, about 5 years ago

    Orphan tears are sweeter!

  3. Ray C

    Ray C said, about 5 years ago

    Personally, I prefer eating the steaming rotifers floating in the goverlords’ hot tub or lurking in the body cavities of typical goComics readers.

    [Sorry for the minor plagiarism, Teresa. I bet it would be really stimulating to have a conversation with you sometime over dinner.]

  4. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 5 years ago

    It’s true, I felt sad and neglected! But now FA is here and I’m happy! Do you hear? I said HAPPY! HAPPY! Okay?

  5. runar

    runar said, about 5 years ago

    I remember an old Red Skelton routine with Red as Clem Kadiddlehopper. Clem is the clerk at a fleabag hotel.
    Clem: There’s your key. Is there enything else?
    Customer: I’m thirsty. Have you got anything to drink?
    Clem: I could get you a beaverage.
    Customer: Don’t you mean beverage?
    Clem: No, it’s a beaverage. You wring out a wet beaver. It’s kinda salty ’cause the beaver cries a lot.

  6. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, about 5 years ago

    I can only stay awake for just so long waiting for the new FA.
    (Taps foot impatiently…)

  7. cleokaya (THE FLASH)

    cleokaya (THE FLASH) said, about 5 years ago

    When I feel sad and neglected I just pour another shot of Booker’s into my sniffer and things magically improve.

  8. iced tea

    iced tea said, about 5 years ago

    Who was that masked mammal?

  9. Ron

    Ron GoComics PRO Member said, about 5 years ago

    Maybe a little blood in them tears too?

  10. runar

    runar said, about 5 years ago

    @cleokaya (THE FLASH)

    Either you mistyped “snifter” or you (literally) inhale your booze.

    I had a mini-snifter (holding about four ounces) that had moved with me from place to place for many, many years. Sometimes I lost track of it, but it always managed to turn up packed away in an unopened box or something. One day, to my dismay, I pulled it out of the dishwasher and found out that it had cracked and was unusable. I went online to find a replacement and found someone who was giving away a set of four – all I had to do was pay the shipping. When they arrived, they turned out to be absolutely identical to the broken one.

    The site on which I found the snifters is for people to post pictures of things they want to give away. When someone wants an item, the pay for the shipping and the sender gets a prepaid UPS label. Very nice.

  11. cleokaya (THE FLASH)

    cleokaya (THE FLASH) said, about 5 years ago

    @runar

    Yes indeed, once again my thumbs are to big for my IPad. My snifters are small as well. I do not like the big ones. I like my bourbon, brandy and Islay single malt scotches served in them neat, because like wine, I appreciate the nose on my spirits.

  12. Gaijinrabbit

    Gaijinrabbit said, about 5 years ago

    @runar

    What, identically broken?

  13. Gaijinrabbit

    Gaijinrabbit said, about 5 years ago

    I, like morgueritem, must eventually return to the Land of Nod. Mine were the tears of rage at the overweaning arrogance of the overlords who see fit to play temporal games with us loyal readers. May wasps nest in their noses. may noxious rodents infest their cubicles. May they suffer an incurable rectal itch.

  14. Ray C

    Ray C said, about 5 years ago

    @runar

    I’ve wrung out many a wet beaver myself.

  15. cleokaya (THE FLASH)

    cleokaya (THE FLASH) said, about 5 years ago

    @runar

    Whenever I see a wet beaver I say "Hot dam!

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