I remember an old Red Skelton routine with Red as Clem Kadiddlehopper. Clem is the clerk at a fleabag hotel.Clem: There’s your key. Is there enything else?Customer: I’m thirsty. Have you got anything to drink?Clem: I could get you a beaverage.Customer: Don’t you mean beverage?Clem: No, it’s a beaverage. You wring out a wet beaver. It’s kinda salty ’cause the beaver cries a lot.
Cat43ullus over 12 years ago
I’d bet the tears of a clown are more salubrious.
robertdcurtis over 12 years ago
Orphan tears are sweeter!
Ray_C over 12 years ago
Personally, I prefer eating the steaming rotifers floating in the goverlords’ hot tub or lurking in the body cavities of typical goComics readers.
[Sorry for the minor plagiarism, Teresa. I bet it would be really stimulating to have a conversation with you sometime over dinner.]
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
It’s true, I felt sad and neglected! But now FA is here and I’m happy! Do you hear? I said HAPPY! HAPPY! Okay?
runar over 12 years ago
I remember an old Red Skelton routine with Red as Clem Kadiddlehopper. Clem is the clerk at a fleabag hotel.Clem: There’s your key. Is there enything else?Customer: I’m thirsty. Have you got anything to drink?Clem: I could get you a beaverage.Customer: Don’t you mean beverage?Clem: No, it’s a beaverage. You wring out a wet beaver. It’s kinda salty ’cause the beaver cries a lot.
margueritem over 12 years ago
I can only stay awake for just so long waiting for the new FA.(Taps foot impatiently…)
cleokaya over 12 years ago
When I feel sad and neglected I just pour another shot of Booker’s into my sniffer and things magically improve.
iced tea over 12 years ago
Who was that masked mammal?
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 12 years ago
Maybe a little blood in them tears too?