Free Range by Bill Whitehead

Free Range

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  1. PICTO

    PICTO said, about 4 years ago

    With a full orchestra behind him, that ranger ain’t so lonely.

  2. Perkycat

    Perkycat said, about 4 years ago

    What is the Lone Ranger without the William Tell Overture – gotta have it!

  3. pinkx

    pinkx said, about 4 years ago

    chemo no sabe

  4. snowqueen Frost

    snowqueen Frost said, about 4 years ago

    Cue the Funeral Durge.

  5. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, about 4 years ago

    The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to
    drink a beer.

    After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns

    the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up and says, “I
    do. Why?”

    The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, “I just thought you
    would like to know that your horse is just about dead outside!”

    The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and, sure enough, Silver was

    about dead from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got him some water
    and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.

    The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run

    around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him
    start to feel better."

    Tonto said, “Sure Kemosabe”, and took off running circles around

    Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger
    returned to the bar to finish his drink.

    A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and announces,

    “Who owns that big white horse outside?”

    The Lone Ranger stands again and claims, "I do. What is wrong with him

    this time?"

    The cowboy says to him, "Nothing much, I just wanted you to know – you

    left your Injun running.

  6. Bargrove

    Bargrove said, about 4 years ago

    Rockingolf: We can’t stand that kind of humor in other people!

  7. Jon88

    Jon88 GoComics PRO Member said, about 4 years ago

    “occuRed”? Shame on you.

  8. hippogriff

    hippogriff said, about 4 years ago

    It made me think of the old Stan Freeberg pizza roll commercial using the same theme. A cigarette pusher had used the theme and at a party scene confronted the pizza seller, and in turn, they were confronted by Clayton Moore and Jay Silverheels in their usual role. I always thought it needed a guy with a crossbow and a kid eating an apple on a quarrel, to continue the chain.

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