The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer.
After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns
the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up and says, “I do. Why?” … The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, “I just thought you would like to know that your horse is just about dead outside!”
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and, sure enough, Silver was
about dead from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got him some water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.
The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run
around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better."
Tonto said, “Sure Kemosabe”, and took off running circles around
Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink.
A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and announces,
“Who owns that big white horse outside?”
The Lone Ranger stands again and claims, "I do. What is wrong with him
this time?"
The cowboy says to him, "Nothing much, I just wanted you to know – you
It made me think of the old Stan Freeberg pizza roll commercial using the same theme. A cigarette pusher had used the theme and at a party scene confronted the pizza seller, and in turn, they were confronted by Clayton Moore and Jay Silverheels in their usual role. I always thought it needed a guy with a crossbow and a kid eating an apple on a quarrel, to continue the chain.
PICTO over 11 years ago
With a full orchestra behind him, that ranger ain’t so lonely.
Perkycat over 11 years ago
What is the Lone Ranger without the William Tell Overture – gotta have it!
xpurplezebra over 11 years ago
chemo no sabe
barbfrost over 11 years ago
Cue the Funeral Durge.
rockngolfer over 11 years ago
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer.
After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who ownsthe big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up and says, “I do. Why?” … The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, “I just thought you would like to know that your horse is just about dead outside!”
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and, sure enough, Silver wasabout dead from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got him some water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.
The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to runaround Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better."
Tonto said, “Sure Kemosabe”, and took off running circles aroundSilver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink.
A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and announces,“Who owns that big white horse outside?”
The Lone Ranger stands again and claims, "I do. What is wrong with himthis time?"
The cowboy says to him, "Nothing much, I just wanted you to know – youleft your Injun running.
Bargrove over 11 years ago
Rockingolf: We can’t stand that kind of humor in other people!
jondelfin Premium Member over 11 years ago
“occuRed”? Shame on you.
hippogriff over 11 years ago
It made me think of the old Stan Freeberg pizza roll commercial using the same theme. A cigarette pusher had used the theme and at a party scene confronted the pizza seller, and in turn, they were confronted by Clayton Moore and Jay Silverheels in their usual role. I always thought it needed a guy with a crossbow and a kid eating an apple on a quarrel, to continue the chain.