Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 02, 2017
Transcript:
Girl: February is named after the Roman Feburarius, after the Latin Februum, which means purification. It was put in winter because no one pronounces it right so you might as well have it when everyone's lips are frozen anyway. Research without insight is mere repetition. Frazz: Insight without research is mere making stuff up.
Whan that aprill with his shoures soote
The droghte of march hath perced to the roote,
And bathed every veyne in swich licour
Of which vertu engendred is the flour;
Whan zephirus eek with his sweete breeth
Inspired hath in every holt and heeth
Tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne
Hath in the ram his halve cours yronne,
And smale foweles maken melodye,
Dern, the things that stick in our heads from High School.