Frazz by Jef Mallett

Frazz

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  1. Varnes

    Varnes said, 4 months ago

    Why would anybody want to win anything if the reward is getting sticky ice cold Gatorade dumped down your neck? If I was a coach and one of my players did that to me I’d kill ’em…..

  2. TheNeedle

    TheNeedle said, 4 months ago

    Any kid playing, not bullying, living freely without judgement should get a trophy. Just because a kid spills a Gatorade doesn’t mean they might not go on to be an artist or diversity training facilitator or grower of locally sourced and sustainable veggies.

  3. JohnniePolo

    JohnniePolo said, 4 months ago

    @TheNeedle

    You do know they dump the Gatorade on the coach as a celebration right?

  4. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, 4 months ago

    A .333 batting average will get you in the Hall of Fame!

  5. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave said, 4 months ago

    Bat .333, eh?
    Got a spot in St. Pete

  6. le-roy

    le-roy said, 4 months ago

    @AshburnStadium

    I think he means “bat .333” on his predictions – most likely, he’ll just spill the Gatorade.

  7. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 4 months ago

    This is a wish list, he listed them and the probably real outcome is last on the list though it may be first in reality.

  8. bigpuma

    bigpuma said, 4 months ago

    @TheNeedle

    Satire. Nicely done, and an altogether neutral take. Good job!

  9. QuiteDragon

    QuiteDragon said, 4 months ago

    @Varnes

    I am still trying to figure out why anyone would want to drink Gatorade… do they use real gators? That might explain it!

  10. comicsssfan

    comicsssfan said, 4 months ago

    I predict I will:
    *Become a billionaire.
    *Become a millionaire.
    *Just spend more money.

  11. bigpuma

    bigpuma said, 4 months ago

    There seems to be a lack of consensus on what “spill the Gatorade” might mean. Does he know that he’s such a klutz that he’s certain he’ll accidentally spill his own, or knock over the team’s entire supply? That’s my guess, as pouring it over the coach’s head is much more of a football thing.

  12. Steve McSheffrey

    Steve McSheffrey said, 4 months ago

    Gatorade replaces what your body sweats plus flavoring. Flavored sweat. Ik.

  13. washingtoneagle

    washingtoneagle GoComics PRO Member said, 4 months ago

    Tis arc is getting old.

  14. Tom Flapwell

    Tom Flapwell said, 4 months ago

    @le-roy

    Thank you. I thought it was a pun of some kind.

  15. bigpuma

    bigpuma said, 4 months ago

    Nice that Mr. Mallett has Frazz discreetly turning his head, concealing the patented eye-roll, indicating (only to us) how lame he found the kid’s gag to be. Or maybe he dislikes “air quotes” and is using them himself only with reluctance?

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