Frazz by Jef Mallett

Frazz

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  1. fear-ciuil

    fear-ciuil said, 11 months ago

    Then it’s horn you want, Caulfield: you get to spin it like a toddler driving a fake car. Or trombone: spit valves and fart noises, and they still get to play in orchestra. ;D

  2. Varnes

    Varnes said, 11 months ago

    The hand bone’s connected to the trombone, the trombone’s connected to the jawbone, the jawbone’s connected to the head bone….

  3. Arianne

    Arianne said, 11 months ago

    If you’re into irony, you might also like the triangle. It’s kind of irony.

  4. GSJ Olé

    GSJ Olé said, 11 months ago

    Why stick with brass? My son can create amazingly obscene sounds with his double bass :-)

  5. FlyerTom

    FlyerTom said, 11 months ago

    You could always tell by the puddles on the floor where the brass section sat at our high school orchestra.

  6. CasualObserver

    CasualObserver said, 11 months ago

    @FlyerTom

    Was someone in the brass section incontinent?

  7. Rabbit Roulette

    Rabbit Roulette said, 11 months ago

    The downside of playing woodwind in high school was being right in front of the brass section. I could barely ever hear myself playing, and the boys thought it was funny to dump the spit valves down our necks. That is a seriously nasty feeling.

  8. Arianne

    Arianne said, 11 months ago

    @Notsoastute

    Thanks, Notso! Nothing like an ironic smirk to brighten the day!

  9. Lektio

    Lektio said, 11 months ago

    @Rabbit Roulette

    Argh! Argh! Argh! That’ll teach me to eat snacks while I read the comics!

  10. Jerry Dunham

    Jerry Dunham said, 11 months ago

    @Rabbit Roulette

    Been there; experienced that.

  11. 761st

    761st said, 11 months ago

    Not true in comedy, however. You can’t mix high culture with spit takes.

  12. Radical-Knight

    Radical-Knight said, 11 months ago

    Woodwinds to one side, strings to the other. Keep the Brass in the back rows; Percussion …WAY BACK!

  13. Senex

    Senex said, 11 months ago

    Woodwinds collect spit also, it just runs out the ends on the straight ones, but saxes are built like plumbing traps and need to be inverted periodically; the bari sax has an extra trap with its own spit valve!
    Be very suspicious of spit pools near the strings and percussion sections!

  14. Potrzebie

    Potrzebie said, 11 months ago

    So do all the players have wiping towels or something?

  15. Ewal Doh

    Ewal Doh GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    @Potrzebie

    Never saw any with the cellos.

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