Frazz by Jef Mallett

Frazz

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  1. fear-ciuil

    fear-ciuil said, over 2 years ago

    Then it’s horn you want, Caulfield: you get to spin it like a toddler driving a fake car. Or trombone: spit valves and fart noises, and they still get to play in orchestra. ;D

  2. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 2 years ago

    The hand bone’s connected to the trombone, the trombone’s connected to the jawbone, the jawbone’s connected to the head bone….

  3. Arianne

    Arianne said, over 2 years ago

    If you’re into irony, you might also like the triangle. It’s kind of irony.

  4. GSJ Olé

    GSJ Olé said, over 2 years ago

    Why stick with brass? My son can create amazingly obscene sounds with his double bass :-)

  5. FlyerTom

    FlyerTom said, over 2 years ago

    You could always tell by the puddles on the floor where the brass section sat at our high school orchestra.

  6. CasualObserver

    CasualObserver said, over 2 years ago

    @FlyerTom

    Was someone in the brass section incontinent?

  7. Rabbit Roulette

    Rabbit Roulette said, over 2 years ago

    The downside of playing woodwind in high school was being right in front of the brass section. I could barely ever hear myself playing, and the boys thought it was funny to dump the spit valves down our necks. That is a seriously nasty feeling.

  8. Arianne

    Arianne said, over 2 years ago

    Thanks, Notso! Nothing like an ironic smirk to brighten the day!

  9. Lektio

    Lektio said, over 2 years ago

    @Rabbit Roulette

    Argh! Argh! Argh! That’ll teach me to eat snacks while I read the comics!

  10. Jerry Dunham

    Jerry Dunham said, over 2 years ago

    @Rabbit Roulette

    Been there; experienced that.

  11. 761st

    761st said, over 2 years ago

    Not true in comedy, however. You can’t mix high culture with spit takes.

  12. Radical-Knight

    Radical-Knight said, over 2 years ago

    Woodwinds to one side, strings to the other. Keep the Brass in the back rows; Percussion …WAY BACK!

  13. Potrzebie

    Potrzebie said, over 2 years ago

    So do all the players have wiping towels or something?

  14. bigpuma

    bigpuma said, over 2 years ago

    I am very pleased to have a pair of tickets for tonight’s performance by the mighty Chicago Symphony Orchestra. If we’re talking brass here, the CSO playing Bruckner is about as good as it gets.

  15. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Caufield likes irony as I do. Even the ones not seen by others.

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