Frazz by Jef Mallett

Frazz

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  1. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, almost 2 years ago

    I’m no Biden detractor (I actually went to the same high school as his wife, but almost 15 years later). I’ve heard him speak, and he can have a biting sense of humor!

  2. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, almost 2 years ago

    On the other hand, Biden is a step above his predecessor, who told a senator to go perform an anatomically-impossible act to himself while they were on the Senate floor!

  3. Mr Nobody

    Mr Nobody said, almost 2 years ago

    The other day when my wife served me dinner I asked her, “What the heck is this?” She said, “It’s bean soup.” I said, “I don’t care what it’s been, what is it now?” Ba da boom.

  4. ReneTray

    ReneTray said, almost 2 years ago

    Biting is an understatement.

  5. ReneTray

    ReneTray said, almost 2 years ago

    One weapon control measure for V. P. Biden is the weapon that he keeps shooting himself in the foot.

  6. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, almost 2 years ago

    From: “Woman’s Day Collector’s Cook Book (revised and enlarged)
    Published by: Simon and Schuster, New York
    SBN: 671-21986-3

    ”Senate Bean Soup”

    1 Pound dried marrow, navy, Great Northern, or pea beans
    1 large smoked ham hock
    3 potatoes, cooked and mashed
    2 onions, chopped
    1 cup diced celery
    2 cloves garlic, minced
    Salt and pepper

    Wash the beans and cover with 5 quarts water.
    Bring to boil and boil 2 minutes.
    Remove from heat and let stand 1 hour.
    Bring again to boil and simmer, covered, 2 hours, or until beans begin to mush.
    Add all ingredients, except salt and pepper, and simmer 1 hour longer.
    Remove bone, cut up meat and return to soup.
    Season.
    Makes about 4 quarts.

    Things I had to learn while learning to cook. (Yes, I did with the garlic, but only one bulb.)

    A clove of garlic is one of the segments of a garlic bulb.

    1 U.S. quart is (for cooking purposes) 947 millilitres

  7. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    I prefer my 15 bean soup. I don’t use Ham, I use grilled Italian Sausage cut into chunks. It’s great!

  8. JudyAz

    JudyAz said, almost 2 years ago

    I can’t believe we got this far with no flatulence jokes!

  9. daniel_bel

    daniel_bel said, almost 2 years ago

    Only logical, Judy! Most of the comments always have little relation with the comic above them.

  10. zoidknight

    zoidknight said, almost 2 years ago

    @AshburnStadium

    So? What’s wrong with that? I would tell most of the Senat to do the same thing.

  11. zoidknight

    zoidknight said, almost 2 years ago

    @JudyAz

    Wow, that does stink doesn’t it?

  12. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @JudyAz

    Maybe the commentators are running out of gas??

  13. prrdh

    prrdh said, almost 2 years ago

    @Alexikakos

    America Cooks: The General Federation of Women’s Clubs Cookbook, Ann Seranne, ed.: Putnam’s, 1967 has this recipe:
    1-1/2 pounds tried pea, navy, or Lima beans, washed
    2 tablespoons butter
    4 large yellow onions, chopped
    1 large clove garlic, chopped
    6 springs parsley
    3/4 teaspoon thyme
    1-1/2 large bay leaves
    1 carrot, chopped
    1/2 lemon, sliced
    1 pound smoked ham hock or shank end of smoked ham
    Freshly ground pepper
    1 tablespoon salt

    This recipe calls for soaking beans overnight rather than using the quick-softening technique. The parsely, thyme, bay leaves, carrot, and lemon are wrapped in cheesecloth as a bouquet garni.

  14. prrdh

    prrdh said, almost 2 years ago

    @masterskrain

    There have been enough Mexican-American senators that you would think at least one of them would have clued the cooking staff in on epazote.

  15. mwbarr

    mwbarr GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Please, no more flatulence jokes. You’re better than that.

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