Frazz by Jef Mallett

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  1. Richard S. Russell

    Richard S. Russell said, 3 months ago

    Ever watch C-SPAN? The only time they ever get ’em all in the same room at the same time is for the State of the Union address and the occasional impeachment vote.

  2. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, 3 months ago

    I’m no Biden detractor (I actually went to the same high school as his wife, but almost 15 years later). I’ve heard him speak, and he can have a biting sense of humor!

  3. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, 3 months ago

    On the other hand, Biden is a step above his predecessor, who told a senator to go perform an anatomically-impossible act to himself while they were on the Senate floor!

  4. Mr Nobody

    Mr Nobody said, 3 months ago

    The other day when my wife served me dinner I asked her, “What the heck is this?” She said, “It’s bean soup.” I said, “I don’t care what it’s been, what is it now?” Ba da boom.

  5. ReneTray

    ReneTray said, 3 months ago

    Biting is an understatement.

  6. ReneTray

    ReneTray said, 3 months ago

    One weapon control measure for V. P. Biden is the weapon that he keeps shooting himself in the foot.

  7. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, 3 months ago

    From: “Woman’s Day Collector’s Cook Book (revised and enlarged)
    Published by: Simon and Schuster, New York
    SBN: 671-21986-3

    ”Senate Bean Soup”

    1 Pound dried marrow, navy, Great Northern, or pea beans
    1 large smoked ham hock
    3 potatoes, cooked and mashed
    2 onions, chopped
    1 cup diced celery
    2 cloves garlic, minced
    Salt and pepper

    Wash the beans and cover with 5 quarts water.
    Bring to boil and boil 2 minutes.
    Remove from heat and let stand 1 hour.
    Bring again to boil and simmer, covered, 2 hours, or until beans begin to mush.
    Add all ingredients, except salt and pepper, and simmer 1 hour longer.
    Remove bone, cut up meat and return to soup.
    Season.
    Makes about 4 quarts.

    Things I had to learn while learning to cook. (Yes, I did with the garlic, but only one bulb.)

    A clove of garlic is one of the segments of a garlic bulb.

    1 U.S. quart is (for cooking purposes) 947 millilitres

  8. ne7minder55

    ne7minder55 said, 3 months ago

    It was Speaker Sam Rayburn that told the cafeteria staff that they had to serve bean soup every day. It became a tradition that still is observed. We were family friends with a Congressman and he brought me with whenever I was in DC. I like bean soup & their version is pretty good.

  9. masterskrain

    masterskrain said, 3 months ago

    I prefer my 15 bean soup. I don’t use Ham, I use grilled Italian Sausage cut into chunks. It’s great!

  10. JudyAz

    JudyAz said, 3 months ago

    I can’t believe we got this far with no flatulence jokes!

  11. daniel_bel

    daniel_bel said, 3 months ago

    Only logical, Judy! Most of the comments always have little relation with the comic above them.

  12. zoidknight

    zoidknight said, 3 months ago

    @AshburnStadium

    So? What’s wrong with that? I would tell most of the Senat to do the same thing.

  13. zoidknight

    zoidknight said, 3 months ago

    @JudyAz

    Wow, that does stink doesn’t it?

  14. masterskrain

    masterskrain said, 3 months ago

    @JudyAz

    Maybe the commentators are running out of gas??

  15. Tacopielvr

    Tacopielvr said, 3 months ago

    @AshburnStadium

    Lol. Really, I love this current administration, but that sounds a lot like something V.P. Biden himself might say.

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