Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 12, 2011
Transcript:
Mr. Spaetzle: I ate a whole bucket of wings and ranch in front of the game. I'm going to regret it this afternoon. Caulfield: Can I pull the fire alarm? Frazz: You don't need paramedics for heartburn. Caulfield: If those only gave me heartburn, I'd have the opposite of regret.
Jalapeños burn twice.That’s why you need to eat ice cream when you eat peppers.