Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 31, 2008

Transcript:

Mrs. Olsen says, "Last year I made a resolution not to eat Italian lardo." fiction juvenile how-to Miss Plainwell says, "Which you've never had, barely heard of, and can't get in the states." Mrs. Olsen says, "Guaranteed success." Miss Plainwell says, "and now, with one day left, it's all you can think about." Mrs. Olsen says, "I need help." Miss Plainwell says, "You're just human." Mrs. Olsen says, "Aren't you listening? Help me log into Alitalia dot com!"