Frazz by Jef Mallett for April 27, 2008
Transcript:
Caulfield: The governor is coming to talk to our class tomorrow! Frazz: I heard! I guess you've got a busy night of studying current events. Caulfield: Are you kidding me? Frazz: I know I wouldn't want to show up unprepared. Caulfield: Frazz, Frazz, Frazz. You don't throw clean clothes in the laundry. You don't eat before you go to a four-star restaurant. You don't shave your head before you visit the barber shop. And I'm not going to fill my brain with information before the governor can have a whack at it. Caulfield: That would be insulting. Frazz: Fortunately, it's just about impossible to insult a politician. Caulfield: Oh, good. Then I'm covered even if I'm wrong.
Ah politicians. Who should rule the country? The people? Direct democracy. Politicians? Republic. Businessmen? Oligarchy. Religious men? Theocracy