Frank and Ernest by Thaves for January 01, 2017
Transcript:
Frank: Ernie made a couple of New Year's resolutions to cut down on his little fibs and to focus on building his career. Your new resume says you were a "theater director"! Ernie: Sure, you remember I was an usher. Frank: "Experienced white collar worker"? Ernie: My job at the dry cleaner. Frank: Ernie, you were never a "Circuit Judge"! Ernie: I inspected electrical work. Frank: Well, at least he's keeping one of his resolutions, so he's doing better than most of us!
Sorry, but last I heard Usher lived in a house of straw…