Frank and Ernest by Thaves for December 20, 2015
December 19, 2015
December 21, 2015
Transcript:
Kid 1: I heard a rumor that he's going to deliver presents using drones this year! Kid 2: I hope not! Drone technology is far less reliable than Rudolph and the other reindeer! Kid 3: And besides, Christmas Eve won't be the same if the sound of sleigh bells is replaced by the buzzing of a drone! Kid 4" My big brother said if I don't make his bed for him every day, he'll hack into Santa's database and put me on the "naughty list". Kid 5: I've never trusted his computer system and email. I ask for presents with a hard-copy letter, and today I'm getting his phone number so I can follow up with a text. Kid 6: I'm just here to find out if gift requests are negotiable. If so, I'll have my rep give his rep a call.
On the other hand, Santa and drones are a natural—he keeps his elves as busy as bees!