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Sep 7, 2013
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Look! Up In The Sky! It's Absurd! It's Inane! It's "Malaprop Man"!
Frank: Malaprop Man! Where are you going?
Malaprop Man: To a processional footbrawl game! The Tampa Bay Bucketeers and New York Jest are playing.
Frank: Are you a serious fan? 
Malaprop Man: Yeah, I've been a sneezing' ticket holder for years!
Frank: Isn't it early to go to the stadium?
Malaprop Man: We have a snailgate party in the barking lot. I drill chicken winks and square ribs!
Frank: Do you get nervous watching your team play?
Malaprop Man: Yes. I'm very dense during the games!
Frank: And before and after, too!
Sep 9, 2013
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