Advertisement
Advertisement
Apr 16, 2005
Small u 201701251612
"How was your doctor appointment Frank?" "Nothing serious. He said the pain is just nature's way of reminding me who's in charge, and he told me to expect more complaints from my body as I grow older." "But with the number of complaints my body's making, I should set up a 1-800 number for it! And look at this bill---apparently I can stay in the pink only if I keep going deeper in the red!" "Boy, how did I get to be my age so fast, when it takes forever for Friday to come?"
Apr 18, 2005
Small u 201701251612

More From Frank and Ernest

Advertisement