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Aug 5, 2000
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"Welcome to Eyeball News. In our first story, our gorgeous film critic tells how much she disliked the new movie about alien spaceships."
 "DISH PANS SAUCERS!"
 "A nice guy's TV show had technical problems..."
 "GOOD EGG SCRAMBLED!"
 "And some newsboys were fired for rudeness."
 "FRESH SPOUTS CANNED!"
 "I'm sorry, folks.. my apologies to viewers, my partner's wisecracks have reached an all-time low."
 "ANCHOR HITS BOTTOM!"
Aug 7, 2000
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