FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend

FoxTrot Classics

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  1. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, about 2 years ago

    Smart move, Roger. Clearly, you value your life!

  2. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, about 2 years ago

    Garfield can relate to Andy: they both have issues with scales (in Garfield’s case, electronic talking ones).

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 2 years ago

    @TEMPLO S.U.D.

    ‘I don’t do livestock.’
    ‘You are the correct size and weight… for an aircraft carrier! Ha-ha.’

  4. PhoebeDog

    PhoebeDog said, about 2 years ago

    I thought Andy only ate healthy stuff. She is always harping on Roger and the kids. How is she 15 pounds overweight on the stuff she cooks?

  5. rpmurray

    rpmurray said, about 2 years ago

    @PhoebeDog

    Because, unlike Roger and the kids, she actually eats the stuff.

  6. Zero-Gabriel

    Zero-Gabriel said, about 2 years ago

    @rpmurray

    “Because, unlike Roger and the kids, she actually eats the stuff.”


    Hmm… food for thought.

  7. Zero-Gabriel

    Zero-Gabriel said, about 2 years ago

    BTW



    Still… all in moderation I guess.

  8. YatInExile

    YatInExile GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Can the scale be changed to metric? Andy might feel lighter if she her weight in kilos.

  9. thestargazer1682

    thestargazer1682 said, about 2 years ago

    “Also, the window’s broken…”

  10. YankeeClipper

    YankeeClipper said, about 2 years ago

    Scale: “Captain, sensors indicate a huge gellotnous blob!…. Phasers have no effect!….Abandone ship! Man the space pods!” Garfield: “I hate you.”

  11. dflak

    dflak said, about 2 years ago

    This reminds me somewhat of my wife’s early days with computers. “Dear, the computer is broken.” Back then it could have been anything from it’s on fire to it can’t download her favorite site. She’s a lot better with her descriptions now.

  12. Doctor11

    Doctor11 GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Yes, Roger, talk sweetly to your wife, praise her, and slowly back out of the kitchen and hide.

  13. Sailor 46

    Sailor 46 said, about 2 years ago

    Shooting the messenger (Even metaphorically) doesn’t change the truth of the message.

  14. heatherjasper

    heatherjasper said, about 2 years ago

    Maybe Jason pulled a Garfield on it and fixed it to be be a ten pounds off.

  15. greg_liu

    greg_liu said, about 2 years ago

    “Do these pants make my ass look fat?”
    – “No, your ass makes your ass look fat.”

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