FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend

FoxTrot Classics

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  1. einarbt

    einarbt said, over 1 year ago

    Only in Toontown.

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 1 year ago

    A matryoshka doll?

  3. Zero-Gabriel

    Zero-Gabriel said, over 1 year ago

    @Paige


    You’re just “filtering” to what kind of fortune you want to hear/have. It doesn’t work that way.


    Also, you do realize that “Chinese” Fortune Cookies aren’t really (anything) Chinese (at all) made or from China, right?


    Even if there was such a thing as Chinese Fortune Cookies, there’s a unknown/unspecified waiting period before your next cookie reading or until your (yet to be) little fortune/prophecy has come to past… assuming you don’t mess it up.


    By the way, put on a little weight there Paige… or should I say Miss Zeppelin?

  4. unicornstar

    unicornstar said, over 1 year ago

    Ha Ha Paige looks like a weeble.

  5. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, over 1 year ago

    It just like those people thinking that drinking diet soda will make them lose weight, even if they eat large quantities of fast food.

  6. Kerovan

    Kerovan said, over 1 year ago

    @Zero-Gabriel

    Hadn’t heard that about the waiting period, but it makes sense. My guess would be your next meal at the earliest.
    We used to add the words “in bed” to whatever the fortune said, though I’ve heard of a few different additions.

  7. Kab Buch

    Kab Buch said, over 1 year ago

    My daughter will never eat fortune cookies too much sugar. The fortunes are not funny.

  8. Poollady

    Poollady said, over 1 year ago

    A few thousand!!

  9. Don Rodriquez

    Don Rodriquez said, over 1 year ago

    Paige The Hut. (Cue the Star Wars Music)

  10. Tom Flapwell

    Tom Flapwell said, over 1 year ago

    Well, you certainly won’t have any success with boys now. Stop looking to Peter as a role model.

  11. Scyphi

    Scyphi said, over 1 year ago

    Wouldn’t going through that many fortune cookies interfere with the effectiveness of the fortune anyway, logistically speaking?

  12. Zero-Gabriel

    Zero-Gabriel said, over 1 year ago

    @Scyphi

    “Wouldn’t going through that many fortune cookies interfere with the effectiveness of the fortune anyway, logistically speaking?”


    Consider all those other read fortune cancelled-out… especially after reading/eating that many and seeing as how she has ballooned.

  13. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    @Zero-Gabriel

    She looks like Jabba the Paige.

  14. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    @Kerovan

    The “Chinese Fortune Cookie” is an American invention.

  15. water_moon

    water_moon said, over 1 year ago

    yes, fortune cookies are Japaneese. And yes it’s fun to add tags like “between the sheets” “in bed” or “under cover”. But really, wouldn’t it be far more effective for Paige to make her own? or order them with a personalized fortune? (one couple I know did this for their wedding and had them read “and they lived happily ever after”)

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