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By Bill Amend
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Jul 6, 2014
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Steve: Is something wrong? Peter: Um, yeah. This isn't the pizza I ordered. I asked for one that was 499/1000ths pepperoni and 501/1000ths mushroom. This pizza you brought us is exactly half and half! That's a whopping 0.1 percent error! Listen, I hate to make extra work for you, but if I were to slice off this excess bit of pepperoni, would it be possible to swap it for a sliver of mushroom? Warmed, of course. Steve: Seriously, Peter?!? Do you know how busy I am right now? Peter: The customer's always right...yes? Jason: He's totally going to spit on your mushroom sliver. Peter: Steve? No way! We're buddies!
Jul 20, 2014
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