FoxTrot by Bill Amend

FoxTrot

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  1. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, 7 months ago

    So… uh… 499/1000 & 501/1000 is how much (besides saying 49% & 51%)?

  2. Joshua

    Joshua said, 7 months ago

    @TEMPLO S.U.D.

    49.9% and 50.1%

  3. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 7 months ago

    @MayKitten

    And you are what you eat.

  4. daDoctah

    daDoctah said, 7 months ago

    I would’ve expected Jason to be the one who got all mathy on the pizza guy.

  5. maedar

    maedar said, 7 months ago

    Peter also feels he isn’t obligated to tip him. In fact, he tends to treat Steve like dirt EVERY time he eats there.

    And fans often debate why Denise stopped showing up. Seems kind of obvious, if you ask me.

  6. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, 7 months ago

    only when pizza is involved that fractions is fun for kids.

  7. Razputin

    Razputin said, 7 months ago

    Peter will be lucky if spitting on it is ALL that Steve does to that sliver.

  8. chizzel

    chizzel said, 7 months ago

    Spitting on it would be disgusting Run it up the crack of your butt and put a booger on it..

  9. K.C. Fahel

    K.C. Fahel said, 7 months ago

    When I worked I retail, I fought against the “customer is always right" rule; especially after one customer tried to return a Chilton’s manual. The manual was a) 3 years out-of-date, b) filthy and well-used, and c) still had the price tag…from ANOTHER store! Would you believe, I lost?

  10. ShadowBeast

    ShadowBeast GoComics PRO Member said, 7 months ago

    With friends like Peter who needs enemies.
    Steve should get out of that friendship and quick.

  11. roxxitt2yaaa

    roxxitt2yaaa said, 7 months ago

    With friends like Peter who needs enemies!

  12. comeonbanana

    comeonbanana said, 7 months ago

    not anymore

  13. unicornstar

    unicornstar said, 7 months ago

    @K.C. Fahel

    You think that’s bad, a friend of mine who worked in a clothes store. One day a woman came in with a white pair of jeans she wanted to return that were (a) ripped and even worse (b) had skid marks on it. Thankfully the customer lost.

  14. zippycats

    zippycats said, 7 months ago

    I tried on a dress at a store once, obviously someone had returned it. It was ripped and smelled strongly of BO!! [NO I didn’t buy it, lol.]

  15. MeGoNow

    MeGoNow said, 7 months ago

    499/1000 mushroom. 499/1000 pepperoni. 2/1000 rodent.

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