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Nov 13, 2011
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Jason: What are you doing?
Peter: Researching turkey recipes. I'm looking for something like "Red-Bull-basted bird stuffed ground no-doz tablets." I hate always needing a nap right after Thanksgiving dinner. If I can figure out a way to stay awake, I can get started on leftovers sooner. I might not even need to microwave them.
Jason: Keep in mind that when you're asleep is  the only time the rest of us get to eat.
Peter: That's not true. I totally shared the yams last year.
Nov 27, 2011
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