FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 14, 2006
March 13, 2006
March 15, 2006
Transcript:
Jason: If you bite a jawbreaker and it breaks your jaw, can you sue the candy company anyway? And if it doesn't break your jaw, can you sue them for false advertising? Andy: And to think some parents actually want their kids to be lawyers. Jason: And what about life savers... suppose you are one while you were dying...
Actually, Lifesavers are named because the whole in the center makes them impossible to choke on if swallowed whole.