FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 01, 2000

Transcript:

Jason: Before we begin playing "I want to be a millionaire," let's meet our first contestant, Roger Fox. Tell us a little bit about yourself, Roger. Roger: Well, let's see...I have three kids...I was an English major in college... Jason: That's enough for now, Roger. Thank you. Our first question comes from the annals of advanced mathematics... Roger: Hey! You just switched the cards!