FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 30, 1999

Transcript:

Jason: I figured out what I'm going to do for a living. I'm going to be the world's greatest magician! I'll do TV specials! Live shows! I'll fine stadiums! What a life! Did you know that David Copperfield makes an eight-figure income? Of course, he also has supermodels throwing themselves at him. Andy: I suppose there are downsides to everything.