FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 21, 1998

Transcript:

Eileen Jacobson: Give any thought to what we talked about? Jason: You were right, Eileen. It's obvious the root of all our problems is my obsession with keeping this thing secret. The only solution is to just grit my teeth, take the plunge, and admit to the world that I like you. Eileen Jacobson: You're sure? Jason: Yup. In exactly 11 days I plan to shout it from the rooftops: "I like Eileen!" Eileen Jacobson: That wouldn't be April Fools Day, by any chance would it? Jason: Dang. I can't believe you caught that.