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By Bill Amend
Feb 10, 1998
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Peter:  Mom says dinner's in a half-hour.  Jason:  Hee hee hee...  Peter:  What's so funny?  Jason:  I have to give Valentine's cards to all the girls in my class this year, and I just came up with the perfect idea.  I'll go to the grocery store, buy a blob of steak, chop it up, put a bit in each envelope and write, "For you, valentine, a piece of my heart."  Peter:  You know, five years from now when you can't buy yourself a date...  Jason:  Now, for Eileen Jacobson, who likes me, I'll need to find something even grosser.
Feb 12, 1998
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