FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 25, 1997

Transcript:

Jason: What's wrong with us, Marcus?? We got into the science contest trying to sabotage the girls' experiment, and instead we end up casting the deciding votes to award them first prize! It's like no matter what we do, Phoebe and Eileen come out on top! They're just girls! Why can't we ever beat them?? If only we didn't have to beat them. Marcus: The problem with unwritten rules is they're so hard to double-check.