FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 17, 1997

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Paige: How was baseball practice? Peter: Pretty good. Coach says he wants me to try out for a starting pitching slot this year. Paige: Really? That's like a big deal, isn't it? Peter: No kidding. And I didn't even ask - he suggested it. Paige: Did he say why? Peter: Well, his joke answer was that way I'd only be able to hurt the team every third or fourth game. Paige: Did he say that was a joke, or are you just guessing? Peter: You could tell by the way he kept such a straight face.