FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 13, 1990

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Dr. Watson: Mr. Fox, not only do you need exercise, I suspect you need a major change in diet. Roger: Oh? Dr. Watson: Your cholesterol level, blood pressure and body fat percentage are all practically off the scale. What exactly do you eat? Roger: Well, let's see... For breakfast I'll usually have a coupla things of coffee while I read the paper... Dr. Watson: Two cups of coffee is OK. What else? Roger: Pots, not cups. Dr. Watson: Lynn, could you tell Mrs. O'Grady she may want to reschedule? Roger: Then I'll crack open a pack of bacon...