F Minus by Tony Carrillo

F Minus

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  1. JudasPeckerwood

    JudasPeckerwood said, almost 2 years ago

    I’ve got noose for you: capital punishment is knot funny.

  2. rf_eq

    rf_eq said, almost 2 years ago

    no one wants to be the guest of honor at a necktie party

  3. pcolli

    pcolli said, almost 2 years ago

    Like that is it?

  4. Horqua

    Horqua said, almost 2 years ago

    That’s sick!! (In an F-Minus kind of way.)

  5. win

    win said, almost 2 years ago

    Instructions:
    1) Make a loop at the end of the rope. Leave approximately 86 inches of length between the end of the rope and the loop; length may vary with height of subject.
    2) Lay the rope flat and make it into an “U” shape. Take an end and bring it toward the bottom of the “U” shape, passing it under the doubled part of the rope.
    3) Wrap the free end around the noose thirteen times, winding to the top.
    4) Pull the free end of the loop through the top. Make sure there is a bit of extra rope left over. If there is not enough rope left over there is the chance that the knot could slip when you tighten it and rope may not reach over the gibbet.
    5) Tighten the knot. Hold the free end in place and pull on the end of the rope connected to the top.
    6) Place loop over subjects head and snug knot.
    7) Pull lever and stand back.

  6. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! said, almost 2 years ago

    @win

    Make sure that the rope has been pre-stretched. Place the knot behind the condemned’s ear so his neck snaps.

  7. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, almost 2 years ago

    @win

    and briatollah
    I’ve seen simpler instructions for tying a bow-tie. I’ll stick to letting people die of old age, if it’s alright with you.

  8. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, almost 2 years ago

    No noose is good noose.

  9. John Baranick

    John Baranick said, almost 2 years ago

    make two bunny ears……

  10. Respectful Troll

    Respectful Troll said, almost 2 years ago

    When I was 10, I asked my grampa to help me with my tie for church. He gave me a disgusted look and said, “Boy, you’ve been tying a tie knot for four years now.” I replied I hadn’t, that my mother and grandmother always did it for me and he pointed out the double windsor knot we used was the same knot we used when saddling the horses.
    The knot wasn’t a noose, but it did put ties into a context I understood. I’ve had few horses who loved to get out of the pasture enough to ‘enjoy’ the saddle, and there have been few events I’ve attended where I ‘enjoyed’ wearing a tie.
    However—-
    It wasn’t a noose.
    Just felt a little like one at times.
    Smilingly,
    C.

  11. Have Mop Will Travel

    Have Mop Will Travel said, almost 2 years ago

    Yeah, those things are always a pain in the neck.

  12. MeGoNow

    MeGoNow said, almost 2 years ago

    Maybe he just needs a clip-on noose. (This is what happens when you use the low-bid contractor.)

  13. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! said, almost 2 years ago

    @Pacopuddy

    If I had to be executed I think I’d prefer the firing squad. It’s over quicker.

  14. MagicFan

    MagicFan GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @BRI-NO-MITE!!

    And none of them know who hit you.

  15. Kelly Kincaid

    Kelly Kincaid GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Morbid…love it!

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