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Twig says, "Do you like my new top, Dad?" Ames says, "Umm?cute." Ames says, "And I've got something that will look terrific with it!" Twig says, "Thanks." Ames says, "Here you go!" Twig says, "My Dad hasn't quite adjusted to my new figure."
My stepson would just be sitting outside cleaning a gun if/when boys came around to see his daughter. Not that he’d use it, mind you; the imagery is enough. Although I do like Bill Engvall’s take on it: Get the boy scared $#!+less; then make him stare straight into your eyes as you point at your daughter and say, “You see that innocent little girl over there? That’s my whole world. So before you even think of doing the least thing to her, you just know that I have no problems going back to prison!!”