Transcript:
Ted says, "Your showers are way too long, Twig." Twig says, "You should try taking a shower." Ted says, "Unlike you, I refrain from wasting our precious supply of clean water." Twig says, "Oh?" Sniff Twig says, "Clean air is important too, you know."
Fill the sink with warm water. Take a washcloth and soap. Wash armpits and naughty bits. Rinse, pat dry, apply deodorant. Do this daily and you might get by with showering once a week (or oftener, if you get REALLY dirty).