The Duplex by Glenn McCoy
The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise
Do you like penguins, unicorns, puppies and rainbows? Then don't read EEK! EEK! has nothing to do with that junk. But if you like cadavers, mutants, chainsaws, zombies, cockroaches, telemarketers and other vermin, you've come to the right place.
Caution: EEK! is highly flammable. Keep away from heat, sparks, or open flame. Use only with adequate ventilation. Prolonged exposure may produce bulging eyes, decreased night vision, dizziness, confusion, atypical facial pain, personality changes, itching without a rash, splotchy complexion, excessive thirst, insomnia, and bloating. EEK! is known to cause insanity in laboratory rats.
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simpsonfan2 said, about 14 hours ago
He should have watched Young Frankenstein.
Sisyphos said, about 11 hours ago
Hey, plug in that other side of its neck!
emptc12 said, about 7 hours ago
This is true. Nearly everything in How-to-do videos are on You Tube. I wish this had been available when I was a kid. I’m glad to see the boy is wearing gloves and safety glasses. The creature kind of resembles Charles Krauthammer — no offense.
Coyoty
said, about 5 hours ago
Of course people are going to think he’s a monster, the way you dress him.
oldman2013 said, about 4 hours ago
do not try this at home
Night-Gaunt49 said, about 1 hour ago
If he doesn’t have the special filter to only use the life giving cosmic rays from the deadly ones. What jump started life on earth way back when. (One of the discoveries of the real Dr. Frankenstein by the name of Dipple made so long ago.