The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for August 13, 2005
Transcript:
Eno: I was over at Elvin's today, and he couldn't find his remote. Turns out it was under the sofa cushion. Fang: The remote should never be anywhere near the cushions! Eno: Of course! It goes on the arm rest nearest your clicking hand. Elvin's a great guy, but he sure lacks "couch smarts."