The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for October 10, 2002
Transcript:
Man: Uh, I'm sorry, sir. We can't seat you with short sleeves. We require a jacket. I could lend you this one. Eno: think again, Frenchy! Eno: Perhaps you haven't heard of a little thing called the US constitution! You're not dealing with some uneducated rube here. I know my rights under the second ammendment! Man: Come again? Eno: You know...the right to bare arms.