The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for February 12, 2001
Transcript:
Man: Can I help you? Eno: Yeah, I need a...um, you know,...like a whatchamacallit...or more like a thingamajoogie. Man: Gotcha. What size? Eno: Uh, I dunno...bout so big or somehtin like that. Man: There y'go. Have a good day. Eno: This store caters to guys who don't know their hardware.