The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for February 10, 2001
Transcript:
Eno: Where have you been?! Fang: Taking a walk. Eno: For three hours?! I've been worried sick! I've even started making posters offering a reward for your return! Fang: $395. I'm worth that much to you? Eno: Well sure! Have you priced new dishwashing machines lately?